Loud i-pod, Small space

Got out of work and off the subway around 7 tonight. Had Lil' Wayne on the shuffle and on very high. Waltzed into the side door of my apartment building and flipped my room key high in the air. I was happy the day was done. The elevator came down to floor 1 and an attractive girl came strolling down the hallway to jump on with me. Weezy ended and, wouldn't you know it, "This Magic Moment" came on just as loud.

I tried to turn down the volume but couldn't find which pocket my i-pod was in. It wasn't in my coat pocket. Not in my pants pocket. It was very inconveniently lodged in the blazer pocket underneath my coat. Very difficult to get to. Why had I put it there? Why would anyone ever put it there?

I nervously glanced over at the red-haired woman as The Drifters blared through my headphones. She kind of looked like a mix between Jessica Rabbit and Raggedy Ann. Very sexy. I thought she heard the track and gave me a quick smile, but was probably just my imagination. I almost made like Squints Palledorous on Wendy Peffercorn, but thought better of it. Could've turned into a very tragic moment.

Go to 2:20 to see Squints make his move -